lagonegirl:

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

(via moodbig)

open rp

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

death-by-lulz:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

throwbackblr:

gaylor-moon:

kevkapallazzo:

just-shower-thoughts:

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Jesus christ

(via spongebobssquarepants)